Celebrity Rehab, Here I Come!

To help cut down on desserts, I’ve decided to replace them with these substitutes:

  • Marshmallows are a good fat free snack, so I’m sure the vodka is equally as healthy.
  • Orange Whipped Vodka. Orange counts as a fruit.
  • Cookie Dough Vodka is safer than raw cookie dough because there’s no salmonella.
  • Cotton Candy Vodka…I have no healthy argument for this.

So my question is…How famous do you have to be for Celebrity Rehab? Just in case this substitution creates a problem in the future, I want to be prepared.

But I can stop any time I want. So I’ll be fine.

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I eat lots of sugar. It's the only way to keep up with my new baby and to outrun zombies. View all posts by thoughtsappear

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