Me: Hi. I’m Thoughtsy, and I’m a picky eater.
You: Hi, Thoughtsy! Welcome to Picky Eaters Anonymous (PEA).
Me: Phew. I like peas. Did I pass Step 1?
You may remember one of these posts about my pickiness:
Watermelon seeds (aka seeds I’m not racist against…I hate white and black seeds equally)
Grape leaves (aka food that looks like poo)
In addition to my pickiness, I don’t like it when foods touch. Whoever designed sectioned plates, I salute you. You’re a flippin’ genius.
Unless it’s gravy and mashed potatoes or ketchup and french fries, no food shall touch other food on my plate.
Look at this abomination.
Grape Nerds mixed in with the Strawberry Nerds. Ewww…. Contamination!
Does anyone (over the age of 10) really eat anything grape flavored? If so, I have some freezer-burnt grape popsicles for you.