Boo and Radley. Aka my left- and right-hand
men boys. Aka my reinforcements. Aka my partners in dessert crime.
When Kiefer and I broke up, that meant no more Boo and Radley as well. That sucked. It was like I broke up with 3 people.
When we broke up, I asked Kiefer what he told Boo and Radley. I didn’t want them to think badly of me. The conversation went like this:
Kiefer: So did you notice anything different this morning?
Radley: Esme was gone. (You see who ranks with Radley: the cat.)
Boo: Thoughtsy was gone.
Kiefer: Thoughtsy and I broke up, but you guys can see her whenever you want.
Boo: Why did you break up?
Kiefer: Because Thoughtsy wants to get married, and I’m not sure if I’m ready for that.
Boo: But then Thoughtsy would be our stepmom. And that would be cool!
Kiefer: Well, she also wants a baby soon….
Radley: Then we’d have a little brother or sister to play with!
As you can see, Kiefer was outnumbered. When Kiefer told the boys we were back together, the conversation went like this:
Kiefer: When I told you guys I was seeing Thoughtsy again, I meant “seeing” her as in “dating.” As in we’re back together.
Radley: Like she’s your girlfriend again?
Boo: Good. I missed her.
Awwww…I missed them, too.