This is the next installment in the soap opera As the World Turns Around Thoughtsy and Kiefer. In last week’s episode, I revealed that Kiefer and I agreed to talk when he returned from Africa.
Prior to Kiefer’s return, he revealed that he had made a list of questions and topics for us to discuss.
Initially, I was impressed. Kiefer struggles to make even a grocery list.
As his return approached, I started to get pissed off. What could possibly be a concern except my addiction to Pop-Tarts? What type of questions were on his list? Why the hell did I suddenly feel like I was about to be interviewed?
I started to get worked up. So I sat down to make my own list of questions and topics for Kiefer. I came up with one:
- Why do you suck so bad?
Only after I calmed down did I come up with two reasonable questions:
- What changed (if anything)?
- Why should I believe you?
Here are just a few examples of questions on Kiefer’s list:
- Would I be willing to eventually move back to the West Coast with him?
- Would I be willing to live in a different country if he transferred for work?
- Could I still love him after how much he hurt me?
So after many, many discussions…I decided to give Kiefer another chance.