The Best Worst Holiday Food

Did you see the new David Zinczenko article about the 7 Worst Holiday Foods? There’s a second author: Matt Goulding. I don’t know what to make of this new author.

Did the TPing of the Zincster’s house make him back off? Or did he just hire a scapegoat? Is this Matt Goulding sidekick going to be a good influence or a bad influence?

Let’s see…shall we?

  1. Starbucks Peppermint Mocha. Ewww. I don’t like coffee anyways.
  2. Eggnog. Ewww. I don’t like…nog.
  3. Dunkin’ Donuts Cinnamon Swirl Muffin. I’ve never had it, but it sounds good. They suggest getting Munchkins instead which seems like an ok compromise.
  4. Reese’s Peanut Butter Snowman. Get the mini Christmas tree instead? Good advice, but what about people who don’t celebrate Christmas? Is there a peanut butter dreidel?
  5. Denny’s Turkey Melt with Fries. Puh-lease. I haven’t been to a Denny’s since college for drunken munchie food.
  6. IHOP Eggnog Pancakes. Why get those when you can get the new cinnastack ones? It’s like a giant cinnamon bun pancake…with crack.

    Cinna-crack Pancakes

  7. Dairy Queen Reindeer Bites Blizzard. Ice cream? Caramel? Chocolate chunks? Pie crust?

I…uh…have to run out for a minute. Please discuss below. I’ll be right back.

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I eat lots of sugar. It's the only way to keep up with my new baby and to outrun zombies. View all posts by thoughtsappear

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