Q: What’s the male equivalent of the mammogram?
A: The doctor puts his finger somewhere uncomfortable…like the back of a Volkswagen.
Everybody knows what Save the Ta Tas means. But do you know what Movember means?
Starting November 1, men all over the world stopped shaving the hair above the lip. The funds raised by these men support health programs for prostate cancer (and other male-specific cancers).
To show my support, I sported my own moustache at a bar crawl this weekend.
Pregame Curly Moustache
The group I was with got some crazy looks, and lots of people asked what was going on.
Stranger #1: Why are you wearing that moustache?
Me: What moustache? (I totally should have said that. I lose cool points for letting that opportunity pass by.)
Seductive Crooked Moustache
Stranger #2: I don’t know if I’m disturbed by that or oddly turned on. I think I’m turned on.
Me: ::runs away::
Even Hello Kitty (Blarney) had a moustache.
Feel free to donate to a team of my friends or some other moustacheteers.
Thoughts Appear 
November 22nd, 2011 at 8:51 am
Yay for you supporting those pa pas. Pe pees? No, accurate, but no. The penises need a nick name, too! What will they put on their bumper sticker?
November 28th, 2011 at 9:17 am
Maybe just a picture of a penis wearing a moustache. Everybody likes pics better than words.
November 22nd, 2011 at 9:34 am
Ummmm…so it was a fake mustashe you wore? Dammit. I was hoping I wasn’t the only women to let my real mustache grow. How embarassing. Time to go shave…
November 22nd, 2011 at 9:53 am
Blarney’s whiskers are kind of brilliant, like a typical mustache that was fed ‘roids and washed in Rogaine 🙂
November 28th, 2011 at 9:17 am
She reminded me of Yosemite Sam.
November 22nd, 2011 at 10:17 am
I’m all for ball saving! If I don’t pluck or bleach my upper lip hair, I’m set to go without any artificial means! Go me.
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:13 am
You are oddly attractive in that “stache”. And good for you supporting the boys. I’m in full support, but not to the point of a mustache.
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:32 am
Oh gawd not movember don’t get me started on that again! On a different and unconnected note, D now sports a very nice goateeee reminding me of his hotness in our college days. He can pull facial hair off since he usual has a 5 o’clock shadow by lunch LOL
November 22nd, 2011 at 1:11 pm
Hahaha! Too funny! And that guys comment …… WTH? Lol.
I think it’s great you are showing your support. It’s a great cause. My daughter’s boyfriend isn’t shaving. 🙂
I will do your pics (when and if) on one condition…..it’s received as a gift from me. 🙂
November 28th, 2011 at 9:18 am
Your daughter’s boyfriend? It’s nearly the end of the month, does he have anything besides peach fuzz?
November 22nd, 2011 at 1:13 pm
The annual procedure is quite enough…seeing women in mustaches to remind me of the procedure is like watching any of the Twilight movies…it’s just not right….
November 22nd, 2011 at 3:17 pm
Somehow you two ladies actually pull the moustache thing off pretty darn well…. 🙂
November 28th, 2011 at 9:18 am
I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or not.
November 22nd, 2011 at 6:47 pm
A beautiful mustache! Many men would be envious of it’s curl 😉
November 22nd, 2011 at 8:08 pm
No, no…no curly mustache! Those are for evil people, which you arent
November 22nd, 2011 at 8:37 pm
that crooked mustache made me tingle a little.
November 28th, 2011 at 9:19 am
Just what I was going for.
November 22nd, 2011 at 8:38 pm
ps: love the new banner. especially the warren bit.
November 28th, 2011 at 9:19 am
Thanks!
November 22nd, 2011 at 10:04 pm
Hooray for Movember! The best part – aside from all the cancer awareness? The ridic facial hair boys grow and how annoyed their GFs get about it. LOLz!
November 28th, 2011 at 9:19 am
Very true. I am not a fan of facial hair.
November 23rd, 2011 at 8:47 am
Both your ‘staches look better than the one I’ve been growing out this month. I’d like to think that it’ll eventually devlelop into a thick, Ron Burgundy type growth, but more likely it’ll continue to look like something most 6th graders would be capable of. Thanks for supporting the cause!
November 28th, 2011 at 9:20 am
Just a few days left! I hope it’s come in a little more.
November 23rd, 2011 at 8:26 pm
Definitely gotta make the moustache a part of your daily wardrobe! (Is that even the right word here?)
I’m not donning a moustache for any part of Movember, but I did donate to a friend’s team.
November 28th, 2011 at 9:20 am
Hurray for your donation!
November 25th, 2011 at 9:31 pm
Finally, my mustache will now count for something instead of just embarrassing me and scratching my boyfriend when we canoodle. Fun fact, that’s the first time I’ve ever used the word canoodle. Ok, maybe not a fun fact but in case I am ever famous, it could be the answer to a trivia question at a bar that may win you a beer or handsome T-Shirt so I say totally worth knowing.
November 28th, 2011 at 9:27 am
Noted. Mairzee’s first use of the word “canoodle” was November 25th. I’ve committed it to memory. Now get famous!
November 28th, 2011 at 12:20 am
It’s like we learned in DARE: Just say mo.
November 28th, 2011 at 9:28 am
Exactly.