Colonel Mustard…in the library…with the candlestick.
Oops. Wrong movie.
So I finally completed the Scream movie marathon. I already posted about Scream, so now I’ll sum up Scream 2, 3, and 4.
Initially, I was too busy drooling over Timothy Olyphant to learn anything from this movie.
Then Jerry O’Connell tried to sing and that snapped me out of my Olyphant daze. Here’s what I learned: O’Connell’s singing was worse than Pierce Brosnan in Mamma Mia.
First, I was distracted by a Jay and Silent Bob cameo, and then I was too busy drooling over McDreamy to learn anything from this movie.
Oops. Obviously, my priorities were a little messed up. Sorry about that. It won’t happen again. I’ll ground myself for
two weeks one week two days.
I did manage to take notes about Scream 4. Before I tell you what I learned, let me run you through my thoughts during the beginning of the movie.
- Ohhhhhh…a movie within a movie.
- Sookie! I hope she’s in the real movie.
- Ohhhhhh…a movie within a movie within a movie.
- Obviously, that girl never saw the first Scream movie. If she had, she’d have known going into the garage is never a good idea.
- When running from a killer, take off those super high heels.
- In copycat murders, the old horror movie rules don’t apply.
- For a cop, Dewey is a sucky shot.
- Cops guarding the house always die.
- Only gay people survive modern day horror movies.
- Kids today are flippin’ crazy.