How My Halloween Was Almost Ruined
The keyword is “almost.”
Someone (when I find out who I’m gonna kick his tushie) tried to ruin my Halloween weekend and Halloween day itself. Who would do that? I have a couple suspects. The audacity of some people…. Geesh.
It all started on Saturday morning when I woke up to snow. That’s right. Snow. In October. And not just flurries but massive flakes.
Hence, Suspect #1 is Mother Nature. The b*tch.
Then my smores cupcakes fell over, and blood and icing went everywhere…before I could get a good picture.
And that leads me to Suspect #2: Gravity. The jerk….
But then my morning started to get better.
You: How? How can you possibly recover from tipped over cupcakes?
Me: Well, reader, I’m glad you asked. What an excellent question. As I attempted to upright the cupcakes, smooth the icing, and restab the cupcakes, I ended up with icing all over my fingers. Which I promptly licked off.
Icing at 7 in the morning makes Thoughtsy a very happy lady.