SOS! SOS! Calling all zombie hunters!
I suspect the zombie virus has gone airborne. How do I know? Because even though my cat Esme wasn’t bitten, she appears to have become a zombie kitty. What do I do?
I’ve posted the sequence of the transformation here.
Stage 1. A normal, curious cat.
Stage 2. A foot-fetish cat emerges.
Stage 3. The transformation begins.
Stage 4. A full-fledged cat zombie.
I think I’m going to keep her around for a little bit just in case someone comes up with a cure…or in case this is just a head cold.
Instead of going all zombie hunter on Esme, I released my frustrations on a cantaloupe. Check it out on Blurt’s Happy National Anti-Pumpkin Day!