The other day Kim the Silent G posted about lip gloss, which caused me to inventory my own lip gloss. Which made me realize I may have too much lip gloss.
I know what you’re thinking.
Women: There’s no such thing as too much lip gloss!
Some Men: What the hell is lip gloss?
Other Men: Oh, it’s that stuff makes women’s lips
look slobbery slippery smooth and taste nice.
Currently, I have 9 flavors of lip gloss. I had more, but I recently threw out those that required application with my finger. (You never know where my finger has been. Or when you may have been unknowingly stinkpalmed. Unclean! Unclean!)
From left to right and in order of preference: Smores, Mimosa, Fuzzy Navel, Marshmallow, Cotton Candy, Cupcake, Raspberry, Blueberry, Cherry.
So is that too many or do I need a few more? I’m thinking a few more.
I hope no one got hit by satellite pieces!