I recently watched a few episodes of 1,000 Ways to Die. At first, I was capitavated by the names they gave each death: Fang Banged, Midnight Choker, Abracadaver.
Then I started taking notes because some of these people were dying from things I was planning on adding to my 35 Before 35 List.
Now I know better.
Here’s what I had been considering:
- Snorting fire ants up my nose.
- Purposely eating a tape worm to drop a few pounds.
- Swallowing a cue ball.
- Smoking a cigarette with a oxygen tank in my lap.
Phew. Dodged that bullet.
Then one episode made me stop laughing. I learned chocolate can kill you. Never ever start throwing cocoa powder around in an enclosed area because you will die.
Dude, that’s not funny. That coulda been me.