Scared to Death

I recently watched a few episodes of 1,000 Ways to Die.  At first, I was capitavated by the names they gave each death: Fang Banged, Midnight Choker, Abracadaver.

From tvrage.com

Then I started taking notes because some of these people were dying from things I was planning on adding to my 35 Before 35 List.

Now I know better.

Here’s what I had been considering:

  • Snorting fire ants up my nose.
  • Purposely eating a tape worm to drop a few pounds.
  • Swallowing a cue ball.
  • Smoking a cigarette with a oxygen tank in my lap.
  • Fishing.

Phew. Dodged that bullet.

Bwahahaha! Morons!

Then one episode made me stop laughing. I learned chocolate can kill you. Never ever start throwing cocoa powder around in an enclosed area because you will die.

Dude, that’s not funny. That coulda been me.

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I eat lots of sugar. It's the only way to keep up with my new baby and to outrun zombies. View all posts by thoughtsappear

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