We’re All Gonna Die!

Remember when the world was ending in May but then the guy forgot to carry the 1 and the world will really end in October?

Uh…yeah…I totally believe him.

Let’s look at the facts.

  • Earthquake? Check.
  • Hurricane? Check.
  • Locust invasion? Check.

I found this several cicada shells just outside my room. Ewww.

About a month ago, Radley put one on me. If Radley wasn’t only a mere child, I’d have exacted revenge. Instead I balled up into the fetal position.

Just last week a friend held one out to me, and it sent me climbing into someone else’s lap.

I hate those stupid bugs. I know it’s just the shell, but a shell means there’s a live one nearby. And the thought of that makes me relive the cicada assault/violation from my youth.

When I was 5 or 6 years old, a crazy cicada flew up my shirt. ::shudder::

That’s right. Up the back of my shirt. ::shiver::

Skin to cicada contact. ::gag:: For several seconds. ::double gag::

It’s been awhile since I’ve read the Bible, but I’m pretty sure zombies are next. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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I eat lots of sugar. It's the only way to keep up with my new baby and to outrun zombies. View all posts by thoughtsappear

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