Shhhhh…We Don’t Talk About Fight Club

I have a confession.

These are my confessions. Just when I thought I said all I could say, my chick on the side…

Oh no, wait. That’s not my confession. This is:

I’ve never seen Fight Club…until this weekend.

The problem with watching a movie that’s over a decade old is that you already know the secrets. So I knew that Edward Norton and Brad Pitt were the same person. If you didn’t know that, I feel the need to also tell you the following:

  • Bruce Willis is the dead person in The Sixth Sense.
  • Darth Vader is Luke’s father in Star Wars.
  • Kevin Spacey fakes his limp in The Usual Suspects.
  • Indiana Jones hate snakes.
  • Cinderella and the Prince live happily ever after.
  • The daddy fish finds Nemo.

Now that you’re up to speed, here’s what I learned from Fight Club.

  • When a gun barrel is in your mouth, you can only speak in vowels.
  • You don’t talk about Fight Club.
  • You really don’t talk about Fight Club. (But people do anyways.)
  • You can’t shoot your imaginary friends.

After watching the movie, I decided to implement one of the Fight Club rules on my blog: If this is your first visit to my blog, you have to comment.

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