Over the weekend, I watched Tangled because I’m a sucker for fairytales (le sigh), and because I wanted to see the Clay-look-alike in action.
Here’s what I learned from Tangled:
- Frying pans…they’re not just for cooking. They’re a girl’s best weapon.
- Bunnies can smell fear.
- When a man loves you, he holds your hair. (In the movie he holds Rapunzel’s hair when she’s running, but I think a more modern day comparison would be holding hair when puking.)
- Only magical hair can get that long and not have a million split ends.
- When someone locks you in a tower, she’s not your real mother. She’s an evil old lady.
Notice that I said, “cartoon chameleon.” The cartoon part is essential. A real chameleon giving wet willies…would make me throw up.