How To Be Wanted By the Law

I was feeling the need for a little Girl Power over the weekend, so I watched Thelma and Louise.

Now I’ve decided to become an outlaw. Here’s how…

  • Never buy big bottles of alcohol. Just the little ones. But buy 50 of them.
  • Don’t trust anyone wearing a cowboy hat.
  • Drive a convertible Thunderbird.
  • Apologize profusely to police officers as you lock them in the trunk.
  • Drive off a cliff instead of surrendering.
Being an outlaw seems like an exciting life. I’ll get to travel, see the world, and pick up hitch hikers that look like Brad Pitt. Win, win.
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