A pinch of this, a pinch of that, a dash of sugar…another dash of sugar…ok, a whole lot of sugar…and then add two kids.
A few days ago, Esme and I started living with Kiefer. But now we’re adding in Boo and Radley.
I don’t know much about little boys, but I recently watched Gremlins, and I think that prepared me for living with Boo and Radley. I’m pretty sure Boo and Radley are just like Gizmo.
But with Mogwai comes much responsibility.
- Keep them out of the light. (What if I use sunblock?)
- Don’t give them any water. (Instead of water, maybe no soda. Especially soda with caffeine.)
- Never feed them after midnight.
I think I can handle that.
Any other tips?