You Are a Child’s Play Thing!

Last night I watched Toy Story 3. I know, I know. I’m behind. But I had kinda been putting it off because people said it made them cry.

Watching a movie that will make you cry is like sex…you have to be in the mood.

So last night, I sat down with my laundry, lit a few candles,Β and said, “Let’s do it.” (Do it…like sex. Get it? BWHAHAHA!)

Here’s what I learned:

  • Never trust a bear that smells like strawberries.
  • If a cowgirl and a spaceman can fall in love, anyone can.
  • Toy clowns named “Chuckles” don’t actually chuckle much.
  • Little kids are gross. Exhibit A:
  • Toys have feelings, too. (I knew it! That’s why each night I rotated which stuffed animals slept with me. And that’s where the sex comparison stops.)
  • Kiefer needs a Spanish mode.

And most importantly…

Woody (the toy–we stopped the sex comparison, remember?) never gives up on you. He’ll always be there…no matter what.

Who was your Woody growing up?


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