It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s a…Bat

When I opened my email this morning, one subject caught my attention: A Bat Spotted in the Building.

My first reaction was…Oh my gosh, did something just touch my neck? What the…. Is it in my hair? AHHHHHH! Get it out! Get it out!

Luckily, it was just my hair clip. Phew.

Then I realized I was thinking about this all wrong. Shame on me for being so prejudiced against bats.

Maybe this bat is no ordinary bat. Maybe this bat is…

  • Batman (Surely he has a gadget that will do turn him into a bat.)
  • Harry Potter (Transfiguration, yo.)
  • Bill Compton (He’d totally kick Edward’s butt in a fight.)

 I’m really hoping for Bill Compton. (Because obviously Bill Compton is real but Edward Cullen is not. Duh.)

I just watched the episode of True Blood where Sookie and Bill broke up, so I’m working on a girlfriend application now. I already covered it in glitter so it looks like fairy dust.

I also figure opening a vein and laying on the office floor in a provocative position may increase my chances.

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