When I wasn’t working in San Antonio, I ate ice cream to keep from melting.
What the heck, people? Let’s just go ahead and enclose Texas in a giant air-conditioned bubble. Kinda like the movie Bio-Dome.
If you live in San Antonio, and you saw someone doing this:
Take a step; Lick ice cream. Take another step, and lick ice cream again. Repeat a few more times. Hold ice cream to forehead and back of neck to cool off. Cuss the sticky mess in her hair. Finally sit down to eat ice cream and perspire.
Yeah…that was me.
If you saw someone walk into the Marble Slab Creamery holding an almost empty Haagen Dazs cup….
That was also me.
I did manage to do a few other things…barely.
Chunky’s: Home of the 4 Horsemen Burger featured on Man Vs. Food. I only recently worked my way up to Mild salsa, so I just had fries and a salad.
This was in the bottom of my hotel. It’s the size of a person. Maybe bigger. I was gonna buy it, but it wouldn’t fit in my carry-on.