It’s the End of the World as We Know It and I Feel Fine

Did I tell you how I celebrated our impending demise on May 21?

With a Rapture Cook Out!

Since the guy forgot to carry the 1 and the Rapture is now coming on October 21, I’m posting some helpful tips so you can plan your own Rapture party in October.

  • Wear a hot pink bra (preferably one with straps that won’t stay under your shirt).
  • Accessorize with signs.
  • Check to see if the sky is falling or if you’re about to be smited smote for making light of the Rapture.
  • Have REM’s “It’s the End of the World” playing in the background.
  • Find a reason to put your butt in the picture (EndΒ  = Butt).
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I eat lots of sugar. It's the only way to keep up with my new baby and to outrun zombies. View all posts by thoughtsappear

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