Did I tell you how I celebrated our impending demise on May 21?
With a Rapture Cook Out!
Since the guy forgot to carry the 1 and the Rapture is now coming on October 21, I’m posting some helpful tips so you can plan your own Rapture party in October.
- Wear a hot pink bra (preferably one with straps that won’t stay under your shirt).
- Accessorize with signs.
- Check to see if the sky is falling or if you’re about to be
smitedsmote for making light of the Rapture.
- Have REM’s “It’s the End of the World” playing in the background.
- Find a reason to put your butt in the picture (End = Butt).