Did I tell you how I celebrated our impending demise on May 21?
With a Rapture Cook Out!
Since the guy forgot to carry the 1 and the Rapture is now coming on October 21, I’m posting some helpful tips so you can plan your own Rapture party in October.
- Wear a hot pink bra (preferably one with straps that won’t stay under your shirt).
- Accessorize with signs.
- Check to see if the sky is falling or if you’re about to be
smitedsmote for making light of the Rapture.
- Have REM’s “It’s the End of the World” playing in the background.
- Find a reason to put your butt in the picture (End = Butt).
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May 31st, 2011 at 7:44 am
I wish I got to have a rapture party, but everyone thought it was ridic. Nevermind that at 6:05 my boyfriend convinced me that earthquakes and tsunamis were being reported all over the world. I pretty much died right there until I realized I’m too gullible for words.
June 1st, 2011 at 1:22 pm
Next time I’ll be sure to invite you to my Rapture party!
I’ll admit that when it started storming later that night, I wondered for a few minutes….
May 31st, 2011 at 7:46 am
Great advice for most but I’ll have to skip the bra thingy, pink or otherwise! That guy is lacking mental judgement – he really needs psychiatric help. I wish he would stop misleading people. Hope you had a good weekend.
June 1st, 2011 at 1:22 pm
I hope he gives it up, too!
May 31st, 2011 at 7:47 am
HEY GIRL FRIEND!!! JUST WANTED TO SAY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO YOU AND KIEFER! WANTED TO MAKE SURE I REMEMBERED TO SEND YOU ANNIVERSARY WISHES ON YOUR SPECIAL DAY!
June 1st, 2011 at 1:22 pm
Thanks!
May 31st, 2011 at 8:18 am
I thought is was happening last night…we heard a blast and saw a streak of fire through our window. We went out to investigate and found that a tranformer had blown and it caught the windshield wiper of a neighbor’s van on fire….all human bodies were accounted for!
June 1st, 2011 at 1:22 pm
Glad everyone is ok!
May 31st, 2011 at 8:43 am
Check and Check!
June 1st, 2011 at 1:23 pm
I knew you’d be prepared.
May 31st, 2011 at 8:51 am
I think the word you were looking for was “besmooted,” but maybe I just made that up.
May 31st, 2011 at 9:09 am
I don’t care if you did make it up. I’m going to use it all day today and every day until the next Rapture, and then it will be a word.
Because it should be.
Thoughtsy — sheer literary brilliance putting the butt=end as your final statement. You rock.
May 31st, 2011 at 3:10 pm
No, wait. I think it’s “besmootered.”
June 1st, 2011 at 1:23 pm
Besmooted is a good word.
May 31st, 2011 at 9:57 am
Hahaha! I looked like fun!
Happy Anniversary!
June 1st, 2011 at 1:23 pm
Thank you!
May 31st, 2011 at 10:35 am
Oh my God, I love you.
I can’t really blame the rapture guy too much… I always forget to carry the one
June 1st, 2011 at 1:24 pm
Woo-hoo! You must be back from Disney!
May 31st, 2011 at 10:58 am
What a rapturous way to celebrate! At about 7 PM, we were hit with an earthquake and for just a second I thought “Oh My! I was wrong!”, but of course I wasn’t!
June 1st, 2011 at 1:24 pm
You had an earthquake? Wow!
May 31st, 2011 at 11:01 am
Yeah, math is hard, but I personally don’t scare the crap out of people my talking out of my “end”.
A friend of mine had a “Pre-Rapture Garage Sale” for “Sweet end of the world sales.” The first thing she sold was a really ugly glass apple, and was all, “Mmm… maybe the end is actually here…”
June 1st, 2011 at 1:26 pm
Math is hard. That’s why I don’t go around claiming that my answers are right. That HC guy should do the same.
May 31st, 2011 at 11:22 am
thismade me laugh so much. of course they got the date wrong!! great post, and great excuse for a BBQ!
June 1st, 2011 at 1:26 pm
Any excuse for BBQ chicken, and I’m in.
May 31st, 2011 at 11:30 am
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: listen to a 89 year old man, and pay the price.
That guy’s Rapture is coming any day now. What does he care if he keeps getting ours wrong?
PS: nice butt.
June 1st, 2011 at 1:27 pm
Thanks for the butt compliment! It’s my best feature.
May 31st, 2011 at 12:16 pm
Why do we have that little one? Its so insignficant!! I mean really … anyone would have had a bad call because of that stupid one!
I say the Rapture did happen! And for crap and laughs, its coming again for round 2 Oct 21!
June 1st, 2011 at 1:28 pm
How many rounds are there?
May 31st, 2011 at 2:00 pm
Looks like you’ve got a nice spacious backyard – I do fancy a nice backyard. 🙂 I sure hope October takes it’s sweet time, only because I want the summer to LAST!! 🙂
June 1st, 2011 at 1:29 pm
Kiefer wants a bigger backyard. The yard is always bigger on the other side of the fence.
I want summer to last, too. But not at the nasty, humid 100 degrees we had this weekend!
May 31st, 2011 at 4:11 pm
I’ll have to buy a hot pink bra. I don’t know why I don’t have one. Hmmmmm. I have a Zebra print one. Does that count?
June 1st, 2011 at 1:30 pm
You don’t have one? I thought you would. I guess zebra print is ok. Maybe if you color in the white with a pink highlighter.
May 31st, 2011 at 4:13 pm
Whoa, I forgot about the Rapture. I’m glad it was postponed, this time I can plan apropriately!
June 1st, 2011 at 1:30 pm
Whoa…you’re even less into current events than I am. I didn’t know that was possible.
I guess it’s ok since you’re busy with the new job.
May 31st, 2011 at 4:49 pm
Butts and pink bra’s….. what more you could ever need in a blog post? 🙂 Can’t wait to see what you do the next Rapture date! 🙂
May 31st, 2011 at 6:09 pm
A rapture party sounds like so much fun.
When’s the next rapture? lol
June 2nd, 2011 at 8:10 am
October. It would be like a preHalloween party.
May 31st, 2011 at 8:03 pm
Ha! Like I always say, It’s not really a picture/rapture party unless you can somehow incorporate your butt.
June 2nd, 2011 at 8:11 am
I like to incorporate my butt in all party pictures.
May 31st, 2011 at 10:39 pm
I’d been waiting for an excuse to wear my hot pink bra. Thanks.
June 2nd, 2011 at 8:12 am
Any time.
June 1st, 2011 at 4:51 pm
Pics of you are the REAL rapture. Thanks a million and nice idea having a cookout!
June 1st, 2011 at 6:31 pm
And during a rapture party it is cool to directly indicate the placement of the butt by pointing.
Give the man a sangria!
June 2nd, 2011 at 5:10 am
Excellent use of the word smote. Loved it! 🙂
June 7th, 2011 at 9:25 pm
The signs are a really nice touch 🙂