So it’s been awhile since David Zincenko and I have had a spat.
But now he brought out the big guns. He dropped the mother of all bombs with his 7 Worst Supermarket Breakfasts.
Worst Breakfast Pastry: Chocolate Chip Pop-Tarts
Oh no he did-n’t.
His opening argument: Since when has it been acceptable to eat chocolate-frosted pastries at breakfast?
Since always, doo-doo head! How long have we been eating chocolate-covered donuts? Croissants drizzled with chocolate? All of that healthy eating has warped your fragile little mind, Dave!
Unseasoned Pop-Tart eater and hater….
Let’s take a moment to review Dave’s personal vendetta against my eating habits:
Ice Cream (Specifically, the Choco Taco, which I still havent’ tried.)
Davey did mention one two things on his list that brought a smile to my face. His dissed organic oatmeal and waffles. Organic! I can’t wait to tell crunchy Kiefer that some of his organic food is actually not as good as it’s cracked up to be.
Take that, crunchy hippies!