You suck. Why do you have to be so difficult?
For about 5 weeks, I’ve been practicing, conditioning, and gearing up for the Army’s Physical Fitness Test. (I even exercised on my cruise!)
And yesterday I failed the pushup section of the PT test. Instead of doing 17 pushups, I did 1.
That’s it. My life is over. I’m about to be kicked out of the Special Forces Covert Ops.
Stupid pushups. I hate you. You have ruined my life.