May the sidewalk be level (so you don’t trip),
May all the ugly guys be too drunk to read your “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” t-shirt,
May you find a pot of gold (which you will share with me 70/30),
May you not wake up tomorrow with this butt clover tattoo,
May your Guinness be topped with the foam clover,
May any leprechauns you stumble upon not look like this guy,
And, until we meet again, May the dentist find no cavities.
So maybe the last line is specific to me since I’m off to the dentist this afternoon. (I flossed almost every day for a month, remember?)
Maybe that leprechaun should go with me to the dentist. He looks like he’s missed a few days of flossing.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!