Remember how I told you about my Physical Fitness Test? And how I can’t even do 1 lousy pushup?
I enlisted some help. A trainer. Someone to remind me that…
- Exercising is more than dance aerobics and cardio.
- Measly little soup cans do not count as weights.
- Scooping ice cream into a bowl doesn’t build muscle…even when the ice cream is really really hard.
- In order to do 17 stinking pushups at the end of April, I need to do a few now.
Really what I need is a flippin’ wish-granting genie.
But since genies aren’t real (Or are they?), next in line is Kiefer.
Me: You have to teach me to do 17 pushups by the end of April.
Me: For the physical fitness test
I volunteered to participate in I have to do to stay in Special Forces Covert Ops.
Kiefer: Drill Sgt. Sutherland to the rescue. You have no idea what you’ve just gotten yourself into. (::smiling evilly::)
Me: Just so you know, if you yell at me, I’ll cry…and withhold sex.