Last Friday night Kiefer and I went to the grocery store, and I saw the most amazing thing ever.
I swear I did a little happy dance in the middle of the aisle. My happy dance is a cabbage patch-disco hybrid with some clapping and jumping up and down thrown in.
I love the flavored Frosted Mini Wheats. I have them almost every morning for breakfast.
These new mini wheats have frosting and fruit in the middle. Sounds like a Pop-Tart!
Sunday morning…I can’t believe I waited until Sunday to eat them either, but I promised Kiefer Saturday morning breakfast at Cafe Nola…aka Cafe Crunchiness.
So Sunday morning I popped open the cereal box and breathed in the sugary goodness, my mouth was already watering, and then this happened:
Kiefer: I’m out of milk.
Me: W-w-w-w-hat? ::lower lip quivering and eyes tearing up::
Kiefer: ::realizing the floodgates are about to open:: We’ll run to the store really quickly and get some.
Me: And doughnuts, too? ::wiping my nose on my sleeve::
Kiefer: And doughnuts, too.
Close call, Kiefer. Close call.
To hold him over, Kiefer popped a Frosted Mini-Wheat in his mouth.
Me: Don’t tell me what it tastes like! Don’t even look at me! Your face will give it away!
On the drive there….
Me: Sooooo…what did it taste like?
Kiefer: It was awful.
Me: Oh my god, that means it was delicious! Why did you tell me?
And it was delicious. Especially accompanied by a Boston Cream-filled doughnut with chocolate icing on top.