Dear Kellogg’s Pop-Tarts,
Just when I thought I couldn’t love Pop-Tarts any more. Just when I thought the people at Kellogg’s were the smartest people alive. Pop-Tarts got better. The Kellogg’s people got smarter.
For Christmas, my cousin got me this:
A Pop-Tart carrying case. A Pop-Tart purse. Pop-Tart Tupperware!
Why is this case awesome?
- Because it looks like a Pop-Tart. Duh.
- It keeps your Pop-Tarts from getting squished. No more crumbly Pop-Tarts.
- Now the lonely Pop-Tart stays cozy and safe when I only eat one Pop-Tart from the 2 Pop-Tart pack.
Geniuses, you people are geniuses.
I have only one recommendation. Maybe add a little lock and key. Like a journal that locks up. You can never be too secure when it comes to Pop-Tarts.
Thank you for making my Pop-Tarts even more portable than Go-gurt.
The Pop-Tart Queen