Saturday Kiefer and I participated in a holiday bar crawl. (Like I told the Hipster, I swear we don’t do bar crawls all the time.)
The bar crawl was called Deck the Bars, and we were also asked to bring a toy for Toys for Tots. Here’s my toy:
The Jolie was upset with my toy choice, but I’m always buying boy toys for Boo and Radley, so I decided to go extremely girly with my toy. Don’t judge me. (You’re judging me and my fairy Barbie, aren’t you?)
Behold my second Random Act of Kindness/Christmas!
But you know who wasn’t taking part in Random Acts of Kindness/Christmas?
Kiefer.
He stole my sangria.
Behold the Sangria Thief.
That’s me and Kiefer doing the Cupid Shuffle. As you can see, I’m obviously distracted by my lack of sangria.
I’d also like to draw your attention to my gold headband. It’s from my Tinkerbell costume. Told ya I’d wear it again!
Moral of the Post: Hold on tightly to your sangria.
December 14th, 2010 at 7:56 am
MEN, turn your back on them and they steal your drink, what’s next? Your nylons? Nice choice on the girly toy! Two snaps for you!
December 14th, 2010 at 6:15 pm
mmmm….nylons….nope. A bit too far even for me.
December 14th, 2010 at 8:46 am
This “cupid shuffle” of which you speak looks suspiciously like “the electric slide.”
December 14th, 2010 at 6:23 pm
No. Keifer doesn’t do the electric slide. The Cupid Shuffle is way better. Okay, maybe not way.
December 14th, 2010 at 6:24 pm
ok – I suck at replying to comments. I just spoke about myself in the third person.
December 14th, 2010 at 11:22 pm
The Todd thinks that’s funny.
December 14th, 2010 at 9:07 am
That is a complete and utter alcohol foul! You do not steal someone else’s drink! You get to free shots (of the alcohol of your choice) from the alcohol foul line which is the bar..on Kiefer. If he does that again, he is benched for the rest of the season!
December 14th, 2010 at 6:27 pm
What if it was handed to me? ok – you’re right…I’m pressing my luck. Thoughts – just name the place and the drink.
Also, I should be benched just for doing the cupid shuffle.
December 14th, 2010 at 9:11 am
The Jolie always picks the biggest Barbie in the room to start trouble with. She’s got problems.
I’m sorry, I have to rule in favor of Kiefer on this one. Drink stealing evens up the score from all the “I’m not hungry, I’ll just have some of yours” incidents that occur in all relationships.
December 14th, 2010 at 6:28 pm
I couldn’t agree more.
Thoughts – forget my reply above.
December 14th, 2010 at 10:29 am
Oh, I am so woefully behind on reading. Way busy at work and other things.To wit, I have been trying to read/reply for about an hour. Will catch up later.
A. I’m sure Kiefer was just borrowing your sangria.
B. I love the photos and can’t wait to read.
C. My cell phone died Sunday. Darned Mercury!
December 14th, 2010 at 6:30 pm
ye s- I was borrowing. Is it my fault that she handed me her sangria and then took forever to get it back from me? Also, you will note in the picture that the sangria is nearly full, she should have asked for it instead of focusing on her mad dance skills.
December 14th, 2010 at 7:04 pm
OMG!OMG!OMG! Kiefer SUTHERLAND replied to MY comment!
I am never washing this monitor screen again. š (Hi, Kiefer).
December 15th, 2010 at 8:59 pm
It was very exciting that he graced us with his presence. Even if I made him do it.
December 14th, 2010 at 10:59 am
Not judging at all. I lived with two sons and a husband, and you need all the girly stuff you can find!
December 14th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
Finally! Someone in the same situation as me!
December 14th, 2010 at 11:03 am
Yes, but WHAT IS her fairy secret?! Hmmm…
December 14th, 2010 at 12:38 pm
Umm that Barbie is awesome!! You are just FULL of kindness this holiday season š
-L
December 14th, 2010 at 6:31 pm
yes – thoughts has tons of kindness. It kills me sometimes…bahhumbug.
Ok – I do really like her kindness š
December 14th, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Damn theiving men! Great use of costume. You could have used your headband as a sling shot to knock that sangria out of his hand. Not judging on the fairy, just giggling. Why didn’t the Jolie have your back and take down the Keifer thief? All good parents take their childrent o the bar for backup. Duh! š
December 14th, 2010 at 6:33 pm
yes- we men are a thieving bunch aren’t we. The Jolie failed to have her back ’cause she was busy adopting some children in a foreign country and making bad movies. Thoughts – I’ll always have your back (except when it’s turned and your sangria is sitting idly by)
December 14th, 2010 at 6:54 pm
Oh, trust me. Being surrounded by boys myself, I totally “get” the whole concept of going off-the-charts girly when it’s time to throw down some gifts. You should see the flowery crap my nieces have to put up with from me.
So by all means. Fairy Princess that gift to your heart’s content.
December 15th, 2010 at 8:59 pm
Girls rule and boys drool!
December 14th, 2010 at 7:34 pm
I say go Keifer…if you have to do the “cupid shuffle”, you need to down that sangria! And the fairy Barbie is way cool…are you sure Keifer didn’t snag that, too?!
December 15th, 2010 at 1:04 am
Man, I wish I was doing bar crawls instead of office holiday party crawls. And I really can’t get past the Cupid Shuffle. I must know that. You all look strangely entranced.
December 15th, 2010 at 9:00 pm
It’s actually pretty easy, so I don’t know why we needed to focus that much. It’s fun stuff!
December 15th, 2010 at 5:02 pm
I recently went through the toy aisle for the first time in about 15 years and OMG, Barbie is more awesome than I ever remembered. I applaud your toy choice.
December 15th, 2010 at 9:10 pm
I would never judge you for your frilly fairy barbie… o.o
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December 21st, 2010 at 9:55 pm
Alright. I’ve read it. Now back to your guest-post.
December 28th, 2010 at 9:18 am
Hilarious!!! I love watching you two go back and forth!! Yes, now back to your guest-post. š
December 29th, 2010 at 6:58 am
Thanks! We have a lot of fun bantering. I should ask him to do more guest posts!