Dear Kelloggs Pop-Tarts,
How are you doing today? Good, good. Me? I’m a little confused. What’s been going on over in Pop-Tart Land? First, you forget to tell me about your store (by the way, I’m still awaiting your reply to that letter), and now this monstrosity:
Pumpkin Pie Pop-Tarts? What were you thinking? Don’t you know I loathe all things pumpkin?
- Pumpkin roll. Hate it.
- Pumpkin pie. Gross.
- Starbucks pumpkin scone. Lemme think….nope. Don’t like it.
I love alliteration more than anyone, but pumpkin pie Pop-Tarts? Seriously? I’m sure that if we put our heads together, we could come up with another tasty flavor that begins with “P.”
Why couldn’t you make candy corn flavored Pop-Tarts? I bet those would be da bomb.
The only reason I’m not outside corporate right now picketing this atrocious flavor is because I also saw these:
I realize these are just the regular chocolate fudge flavor with special sprinkles, but I still appreciate the effort.
Thoughts Appear aka the Pop-Tart Queen
PS: Please stock Pop-Tarts in other countries. Share the love.