Attack of the Killer Pumpkins

Dear Kelloggs Pop-Tarts,

How are you doing today? Good, good. Me? I’m a little confused. What’s been going on over in Pop-Tart Land? First, you forget to tell me about your store (by the way, I’m still awaiting your reply to that letter), and now this monstrosity:

Pumpkin Pie Pop-Tarts? What were you thinking? Don’t you know I loathe all things pumpkin?

  • Pumpkin roll. Hate it.
  • Pumpkin pie. Gross.
  • Starbucks pumpkin scone. Lemme think….nope. Don’t like it.

I love alliteration more than anyone, but pumpkin pie Pop-Tarts? Seriously? I’m sure that if we put our heads together, we could come up with another tasty flavor that begins with “P.”

Why couldn’t you make candy corn flavored Pop-Tarts? I bet those would be da bomb.

The only reason I’m not outside corporate right now picketing this atrocious flavor is because I also saw these:

I realize these are just the regular chocolate fudge flavor with special sprinkles, but I still appreciate the effort.

Sincerely,

Thoughts Appear aka the Pop-Tart Queen

PS: Please stock Pop-Tarts in other countries. Share the love.

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I eat lots of sugar. It's the only way to keep up with my new baby and to outrun zombies. View all posts by thoughtsappear

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