Remember the Sweet Potato Queens? The book I’m reading? Yeah, I was having so much fun reading it that I forgot to blog.
Part 1: The Thong Song
The author tackled the subject of thongs. Whale tails. And I have to ask…Does anyone find them comfy?
I know they’re supposed to be sexy, but I personally find it hard to feel sexy when I feel like I have a constant wedgie. (Too much information?) And it doesn’t matter what size I buy…they always ride up.
I have several because I have some pants that actually fit my butt, and I don’t want everyone to see the outline of my undies under my pants.
OOOOOOH! Under my pants! Underpants! I crack myself up.
Anyways, I don’t want anyone to see the outline of my underoos. Especially since sometimes they shift. And I don’t want random people walking up behind me saying, “You’re about to have a wedgie” or “Let me straighten your seams.”
Tammy (the head queen) asks the same question that I’ve been wondering: “How come they don’t make men’s underwear so it goes up their butts, huh?”
It’s 2010. Equal rights means equally uncomfy underwear.
Part 2: The Solution
Sweet Potato Queens Rule because of this Sweet Potato Queens’ Rule.
(Look how the apostrophe changes the sentence! I cracked myself up again. ::sigh:: I shouldn’t be allowed to blog this early in the morning. Why do you people put up with it?)
Anyways…the rule is Never wear panties* to a party.
Now that you know the panty-party rule, next time…go commando.
*Am I the only person who feels uncomfortable saying the word panties? Whenever I hear the the p-word, I think of Eric in That 70s Show saying, “Panties! Glorious panties!” as Donna pulls the rope in the center of room, causing panties to fall from the ceiling. Please tell me someone else remembers this.
Underwear is awkward, too. I hestitated when I typed both of them. Undies and underoos are ok. Anyone have any alternatives?