For weeks #30 on my 30 Before 30 List has remained blank.
It taunted me.
Ha ha! (#30 sounds like Nelson in The Simpsons.) You’ll never think of a 30th item. And that means you’ll never turn 30.
To which, I reply, “Fine by me.”
Except what if I skip age 30 and move right to 31? Hence the need for #30 ASAPAIC.*
30. Pet a wolf. (Thank you, Cinderella Sleeps in Snow.)
I’ve researched it. You can pet a wolf at Seacrest Wolf Preserve in Florida. I can’t wait! Can I go now? Now? What about now?
After hanging out with the butterflies at the Smithsonian, I’m ready to step it up to a bigger animal.
- One that I can pet.
- One that won’t get stuck in my hair.
- One with sharper teeth.
Do you think it would be a bad idea to dress up as Little Red Riding Hood when I visit? Has anyone petted any cool animals? Any tips for me? Other than don’t roll around in raw meat beforehand.