She’s a maniac, maniac on the blog floor. She’s blogging like she’s never blogged before.
Now that you know why I’m a blogging maniac, and let’s move on to other important business. Like Pop-Tarts.
That really frosts me, Kelloggs. Here I am, blueberry Pop-Tart crumbs dropping into the cracks of my keyboard, and you can’t even let me know about your new store. Pick up a phone. Drop me an email. Send a postcard. Is that so difficult?
What’s that you say?
- I can build my own Pop-Tart?
- You have Pop-Tart sushi?
- You have Pop-Tarts on cinnamon buns?
All is forgiven! Could you build a yellow brick road of Pop-Tarts to lead me there?
I never thought I’d live to see this day. I can’t even write any more I’m so choked up.
Your Pop-Tart Maniac and Fanatic,