Remember Ddot? He’s the fruit-but-no-chocolate-on-frozen-yogurt offender.*
Did you see what he did? He taunted all of us in the comments. Are you gonna let him get away with that?
And now he’s sending me evidence of each fruit infraction. He sent me this the other night:
Exhibit A: Note the lack of chocolate and the abundance of fruit on his ice cream.
He’s rubbing my nose in his fruity ice cream…. Let’s get him.
I can think of only one solution: Stealing all the fruit from his fridge and leaving this ransom note:
I used cut outs because I don't want this note to be traced back to me....
Obviously, the note will be more intimidating when it’s not laying on my heart blanket.
*The Yogi Castle incident was actually his second offense. Ddot did the same thing when we got ice cream in San Antonio.
February 3rd, 2012 at 8:35 am
Chocolate-motivated terrorist should not be negotiated with, Ddot. Stand strong. Also, minor note on word choice, but. . . doesn’t the fruit get the chocolate either way?
February 3rd, 2012 at 11:05 am
That was all part of my genius wording. This way if anything happens to Ddot’s fruit, my defense is that I only said I’d put chocolate on it.
February 4th, 2012 at 7:19 am
Ah, so it was cleverness intended rather than stumbled upon. I shouldn’t have expected less from you.
February 3rd, 2012 at 8:52 am
I’m not sure I have a problem with the abundance of fruit on the ice cream…that said, it does lack chocolate.
February 3rd, 2012 at 10:56 am
If we keep letting him use fruit and no chocolate without consequences, then the terrorists win…
(As a nation, we still say that, right?)
Also, love the anonymous lettering. He’ll never know who did it! Though you should put a time limit, so the fruit doesn’t go bad…
February 6th, 2012 at 8:45 am
So true about the terrorists. I wonder if Ddot knows he’s contributing.
February 3rd, 2012 at 10:57 am
That ransom note is hilarious. Especially with the heart blanket.
February 3rd, 2012 at 11:05 am
Hate to say it but when I got to ITopIt (Colorado Springs version of Yogi Castle) I get strawberry flavored frozen yogurt and strawberries as well. Thats only because they don’t have bananas. No chocolate or candy for me. Yet I’m always tempted. I like my fruit more.
February 6th, 2012 at 8:45 am
I’m going to pretend I didn’t read this. =)
February 3rd, 2012 at 11:16 am
Whew. I’m glad this was about Ddot’s fruit. When I saw this title in my email box, I was terrified about what was happening to my grapes.
Carry on with your good work, Thoughtsy.
February 6th, 2012 at 8:46 am
Your grapes are safe. Unless you start putting them in that ice cream in your freezer that you’ve been saving.
February 3rd, 2012 at 11:31 am
Hahahahaha I died at that note. DO IT!
February 3rd, 2012 at 12:10 pm
I am willing to be your accomplice. Fruit on ice cream is an abomination and will not be tolerated.
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:18 pm
I do love the “I’m up to no good” lettering. Pretty darn funny.
To the fruit bashers….Embrace the fruit. Fruit is your friend.
February 3rd, 2012 at 5:16 pm
Finally, another sound mind in this comment thread.
February 6th, 2012 at 8:51 am
But that’s Ddot! He just decided to use his real name. We already established he’s fruit vs. chocolate confused.
February 3rd, 2012 at 5:14 pm
Yeah, get him! Fruit is so wrong. (But don’t tell that to my toddler)
February 3rd, 2012 at 6:55 pm
Do you have the keys to his house? Let me know if you need help getting in.
February 4th, 2012 at 8:06 am
-send the cats, Kim. send the cats…
February 6th, 2012 at 8:53 am
Ooooo…cats are a good idea. Except he has 2 dogs. So…we’ll need super sneaky cats.
February 5th, 2012 at 11:26 am
Kim, you are scaring me.
February 5th, 2012 at 5:11 pm
I can’t get on board with fruit on ice cream, which sounds hypocritical because I like it on froyo. But froyo isn’t ice cream, so let’s be serious here.
February 5th, 2012 at 10:46 pm
Ok, now that I’m preggo, you’re gonna have to stop talking about all this damn delicious icecream
I’m having a hard time not making runs to Dairy Queen after your posts! And damnit, what is Yogi Castle and how do I find it in Wisconsin? Or do I need to travel? Cuz I’m willing.
February 6th, 2012 at 8:59 am
I forgot you’re in Wisconsin. A friend of mine lives in Wisconsin, and I used to always want all that snow you guys get.
I think they’re only in DC, MD, and VA. Maybe you can find a Tuttii Fruity or Pink Berry near you?
February 6th, 2012 at 4:18 am
Don’t steal the fruit — liberate the ice cream! Give it a good home with lots of chocolate.
February 6th, 2012 at 8:59 am
You are a genius! I like this idea much better.
February 6th, 2012 at 4:36 pm
The heart blanket is a nice touch, very menacing
. I love the cut out letters. If I didn’t think it would freak people out too much, I’d use that method for my wedding invitations.
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